Hilarious Priest Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. The “Fallen” Confession
An old priest grew tired of parishioners constantly confessing adultery. One Sunday, he warned from the pulpit:
“If I hear one more confession about adultery, I’ll quit!”
The clever townspeople came up with a code word: anyone who had committed adultery would simply say they had “fallen.” This kept the old priest happy for years… until he passed away.
A new priest arrived and, worried about frequent mentions of “falling,” went straight to the mayor. Trying to explain, the mayor couldn’t stop laughing—he realized no one had told the new priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could speak, the priest pointed at him:
“I don’t know what you’re laughing at… your wife fell three times this week!”
2. The Rabbi on the Beach
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi went hiking on a sweltering day. They stumbled upon a secluded lake, stripped off their clothes, and dove in for a refreshing swim.
Halfway back to their clothes, a group of ladies appeared. Panicking:
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