- The minister and priest covered their privates.
- The rabbi? He covered his face.
Once safe, the others asked, “Why your face?”
The rabbi replied, “In my congregation, it’s my face they’d recognize!”
3. The Honest Priest and the Hair Remover
A distinguished lady on a plane asked a priest for a favor: hide her expensive new hair remover under his cassock at customs.
The priest agreed but warned: “I cannot lie.”
At customs, the officer asked, “Do you have anything to declare?”
The priest answered:
“From my head to my sash, nothing. From the sash down… a marvelous little instrument designed for women, never used.”
The officer laughed and waved him through.
From clever confessions to awkward beach encounters, these priest jokes never fail to deliver laughs.
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