A billionaire decides to throw a massive party on his 50th birthday.
During the party, he grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion there is a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI will give anything to the person who swims across that pool,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests run to the pool to see what has happened. A man is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping. This guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him. He reaches the end and gets out of the pool, wet and soaked!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The millionaire grabs the mic and says, \u201cI am a man of my word. Anything of mine \u2014 my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything \u2014 for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So, sir, what will it be?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The guy grabs the mic and says, \u201cWhy don\u2019t we start with the name of the idiot who pushed me in!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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An Irishman took his son to the bar on his birthday to buy him his first drink.
The father bought his son a stout, but he didn\u2019t like it and didn\u2019t want to drink it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The father decided to drink it for him and ordered an ale instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He didn\u2019t like it either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, the father drank it and ordered him a cider. Lager, cider, cream ale\u2026 he didn\u2019t like any of them, so the father drank them and ordered whisky instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He didn\u2019t like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
By the time they left the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The father was so drunk he could barely push his son\u2019s stroller home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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