JOKE OF THE DAY: The Nun and the Businessman Walk Into a Bar

A businessman visiting New York decided to stop by a local bar for a drink. Outside, he noticed a nun holding a tin cup. Wanting to be polite, he dropped a few dollars in her cup.

The nun immediately launched into a passionate lecture about the evils of alcohol. “It’s destroying society! It ruins families! And anyone who drinks is inviting disaster into their life!”

Slightly annoyed, the man replied, “Sister, I work hard for my money. I enjoy a drink now and then, but that doesn’t make me a bad person. I have a wonderful wife, two kids, volunteer regularly, and support charities. Yet here you are, condemning me for a single glass of scotch!”

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