1. The Indian Who Wanted a Shorter Name
An Indian warrior walks into the Registry of Births, Deaths, and Marriages.
Indian: “Hello, miss. I’d like to change my name, if possible.”
Lady at the counter: “Of course! But why would you want to do that?”
Indian: “Well, my current name is Sharp Arrow Flying Across the Field at Great Speed Hitting the Bison and the Bison Falls Down Dead. It’s just too long, and I’m tired of saying it.”
Lady: “Alright, so what would you like to change it to?”
The Indian pauses, makes a quick pew sound with his mouth, and smiles.
Indian: “Pew.”
Short. Simple. Deadly effective.
2. The Newlywed Kitchen Fails
A newlywed couple was still in the honeymoon glow—but the wife wasn’t exactly a culinary whiz.
First night:
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