The husband pointed at his wife and yelled,
“This is all your fault!”
“My fault?” she asked, completely shocked. “What did I do?”
“If it wasn’t for your bran muffins, low-fat yogurt, and those awful kale smoothies,” he grumbled, “we could have been here TEN YEARS AGO!”
St. Peter tried to keep a straight face but couldn’t help chuckling.
The wife crossed her arms. “Oh really? If it wasn’t for me, you’d have eaten bacon for breakfast, burgers for lunch, and ribs for dinner every day!”
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