After a night out, a young woman invited a new friend over for a quiet drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou have to be really quiet,\u201d she warned. \u201cMy parents are upstairs, and I don\u2019t want them to wake up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Things got a little cozy on the sofa, but eventually, her friend realized he needed a break.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI need to step away for a second,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cYou can\u2019t go upstairs\u2014the bathroom is right next to my parents\u2019 room,\u201d she replied. \u201cTry the kitchen sink.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few minutes later, he popped his head around the door and asked, \u201cDo you have a napkin, or should I just use a paper towel?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud and Jim were two friends and aircraft mechanics in Sydney. One foggy night, all flights were grounded, and they were bored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI wish we had something to drink,\u201d Bud said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jim grinned. \u201cI heard you can have a sip of jet fuel and get a little buzz. Want to try?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They poured a tiny amount, and the next morning, both felt surprisingly fine. No hangover, no side effects\u2014just great!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud called Jim, \u201cHey, how are you feeling this morning?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jim laughed, \u201cI feel amazing! And no hangover!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMe neither,\u201d Bud replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jim added with a chuckle, \u201cJust one thing\u2014if you need to\u2026 make a noise, be careful where you are. I\u2019m in Melbourne!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A young man introduced his fianc\u00e9e to his parents for the first time at dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
During the meal, a small, accidental sound occurred, and the father jokingly shouted, \u201cRocky!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The fianc\u00e9e giggled, relieved that the father blamed the family dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few minutes later, it happened again, and the father exclaimed, \u201cRocky, be careful now!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, the fianc\u00e9e laughed once more, and the father waved his hands, saying, \u201cRocky! Get out of there fast!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The dinner continued with lots of laughter and lighthearted teasing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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