{"id":1152,"date":"2025-09-02T18:33:16","date_gmt":"2025-09-02T18:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/?p=1152"},"modified":"2025-09-02T18:33:16","modified_gmt":"2025-09-02T18:33:16","slug":"when-plans-go-wrong-a-fishing-trip-surprise-and-a-doctors-priceless-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/when-plans-go-wrong-a-fishing-trip-surprise-and-a-doctors-priceless-revenge\/","title":{"rendered":"When Plans Go Wrong: A Fishing Trip Surprise and a Doctor\u2019s Priceless Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Fishing Trip Surprise<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man called his wife one morning and said, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a big opportunity for a promotion. Can you please pack enough clothes for the week, get my fishing rod and tackle box ready, and don\u2019t forget my new blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even though something felt off, his wife followed his instructions carefully and packed everything he asked for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A week later, the husband returned home, looking tired but happy. His wife immediately asked about the trip: how it went, if he caught any fish, and so on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI caught plenty\u2014lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,\u201d he said. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, \u201cBut why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pajamas?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smiled and replied,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cOh, I did! They were right in your fishing box.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Doctor and the Lawyer<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At a party, a doctor and a lawyer were trying to relax. But every few minutes, someone would approach the doctor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Continue reading on next page\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--nextpage-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCan you look at this rash?\u201d<br>\u201cMy back\u2019s been hurting\u2026\u201d<br>\u201cDoes this mole look unusual?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After an hour of these interruptions, the doctor sighed and asked the lawyer, \u201cHow do you handle people asking for free legal advice outside of work?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The lawyer smirked. \u201cSimple. I give them advice\u2026 and then I mail them a bill.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor blinked. \u201cYou\u2019re joking.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNot at all,\u201d said the lawyer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Inspired (and slightly mischievous), the doctor decided to try it. The next day, he wrote bills for everyone who had asked him for medical advice at the party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he headed to the mailbox to send them, he found something already waiting for him: a bill\u2026 from the lawyer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Fishing Trip Surprise A man called his wife one morning and said, \u201cHoney, I\u2019ve been invited to go fishing&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1153,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1154,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions\/1154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}