1. Grandma Edna and the \u201cFix\u201d<\/strong> \u201cOh, I\u2019m fine,\u201d she said. \u201cJust one tiny problem\u2014I pass gas a lot. They\u2019re silent and smell-free\u2026 probably ten times since I sat down, but you\u2019d never notice.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The doctor smiled and handed her a prescription. \u201cTake these pills twice a day. See me in a week.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n A week later, Edna stormed in, arms crossed. \u201cDoctor! Those pills! Now my gas smells awful!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The doctor grinned. \u201cFantastic! Now that we\u2019ve fixed your sense of smell, let\u2019s work on your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2. The Broccoli Mystery<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m looking for broccoli,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOut of stock,\u201d he replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n An hour later, she\u2019s back doing the same thing. \u201cBroccoli,\u201d she insists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Finally, 15 minutes before closing, she\u2019s at it again. The frustrated manager tries a different tactic: The manager throws his hands up: \u201cThat\u2019s what I\u2019ve been trying to tell you all day!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. The Bus Seat Showdown<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Continue reading on next page…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \u201cYes,\u201d she says. \u201cI\u2019ve been waiting for a seat, and you haven\u2019t offered.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhy should I?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI have five reasons! I\u2019m 86, my left leg is nearly paralyzed, I\u2019ve had two hip replacements, my husband died three days ago, and every second I stand is agony!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man pauses. \u201cAlright\u2026 but I only see one reason.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI\u2019m the driver!\u201d she snaps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Old ladies: unstoppable, clever, and hilarious. These jokes prove that wisdom\u2014and wit\u2014only get sharper with age!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Which joke made you laugh the hardest? Share it with friends and see who cracks up first!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three Hilarious Old Lady Jokes That Will Make You LOL 1. Grandma Edna and the \u201cFix\u201dGrandma Edna went for her…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":11916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11917,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11915\/revisions\/11917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Grandma Edna went for her annual checkup. The doctor asked, \u201cHow are you feeling these days?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
An old lady strolls into a supermarket and starts tossing frozen veggies on the floor. The manager asks, \u201cCan I help you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMadam, spell \u2018Dog\u2019 in Dogmore.\u201d
\u201cDOG.\u201d
\u201cGood. Spell \u2018Cat\u2019 in Catsdelight.\u201d
\u201cCAT.\u201d
\u201cPerfect! Now spell F in Broccoli.\u201d
She pauses\u2026 \u201cThere\u2019s no F in Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
An old lady boards a packed bus with a walker and stands staring at a passenger. After five minutes, he asks, \u201cMay I help you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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