An Indian warrior walks into the Registry of Births, Deaths, and Marriages.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Indian:<\/strong> \u201cHello, miss. I\u2019d like to change my name, if possible.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lady at the counter:<\/strong> \u201cOf course! But why would you want to do that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Indian:<\/strong> \u201cWell, my current name is Sharp Arrow Flying Across the Field at Great Speed Hitting the Bison and the Bison Falls Down Dead<\/em>. It\u2019s just too long, and I\u2019m tired of saying it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lady:<\/strong> \u201cAlright, so what would you like to change it to?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Indian pauses, makes a quick pew<\/em> sound with his mouth, and smiles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Indian:<\/strong> \u201cPew.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Short. Simple. Deadly effective.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A newlywed couple was still in the honeymoon glow\u2014but the wife wasn\u2019t exactly a culinary whiz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n First night:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Continue reading on next page…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Second night:<\/strong> Third night:<\/strong> One evening, a couple is getting ready for bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife:<\/strong> \u201cHoney\u2026 do you think I\u2019ve gained weight?\u201d Dangerous silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wife:<\/strong> \u201cA little? So you think I\u2019m fat?\u201d Husband (nervous):<\/strong> \u201cBut you said you wanted honesty!\u201d Husband:<\/strong> \u201c\u2026You mean I admit it\u2019s cute?\u201d Husband silently grabs a pillow and blanket. Marriage: the ultimate comedy trap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\ude02 Life is funnier when you\u2019re laughing together! Share these jokes with friends or family who love a good chuckle\u2014it might just brighten their day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. The Indian Who Wanted a Shorter Name An Indian warrior walks into the Registry of Births, Deaths, and Marriages.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":12757,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12758,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12756\/revisions\/12758"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\n\n\n2. The Newlywed Kitchen Fails<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Wife:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m so sorry, I burned dinner.\u201d
Husband:<\/strong> \u201cNo worries, sweetheart. How about we skip dinner and\u2026 focus on each other instead?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife:<\/strong> \u201cI messed up dinner again\u2026\u201d
Husband (grinning):<\/strong> \u201cThat\u2019s fine\u2014bedtime works too!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Husband walks in and finds his wife sitting on the radiator.
Husband:<\/strong> \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d
Wife (playfully):<\/strong> \u201cJust warming up dinner!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\n3. The \u201cTrap Question\u201d<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Husband (texting, not looking up):<\/strong> \u201cUh\u2026 a little.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Husband:<\/strong> \u201cWell\u2026 you asked for honesty.\u201d
Wife:<\/strong> \u201cDo you realize that was a trap?\u201d
Husband:<\/strong> \u201cA trap?\u201d
Wife:<\/strong> \u201cYes! The only correct answer is: \u2018No, babe, you\u2019re stunning as ever.\u2019 Not \u2018a little!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife:<\/strong> \u201cHonesty for the world, not me!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife:<\/strong> \u201cExactly! Confession accepted.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wife:<\/strong> \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d
Husband:<\/strong> \u201cTo the couch. Avoiding a five-year sentence.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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