A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again from golf, decided she had finally had enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So she wrote a note and left it on the dresser:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n But instead of actually leaving, she slipped under the bed to see how he would react.<\/p>\n\n\n\n After a short while, she heard the front door open. Her husband came home and walked into the kitchen first, humming like he didn\u2019t have a care in the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then he walked into the bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Continue reading on next page\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n From under the bed she watched his shoes step toward the dresser. He picked up the note and read it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There was a pause.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then he calmly picked up a pen and wrote something on the paper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Her heart started pounding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Next, he grabbed his phone and made a call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHey,\u201d he said. \u201cShe\u2019s finally gone.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The woman under the bed felt her stomach drop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYeah, I know\u2026 it\u2019s about time,\u201d he continued. \u201cI\u2019m coming over. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you. I can\u2019t wait to see you. We\u2019ll do all those naughty things you like.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He hung up the phone, grabbed his keys, and walked out the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The wife under the bed was absolutely furious. Her face turned red with anger and embarrassment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHow dare he!\u201d she whispered to herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n She crawled out from under the bed, stormed over to the dresser, and snatched up the note to see what he had written.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Under her message, he had scribbled:<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I can see your feet under the bed. I’m going out for milk.”<\/em> \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again from golf, decided she had finally had enough. So…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":12773,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12772"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12775,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12772\/revisions\/12775"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}