Just then, the massive new bull finally stepped down from the truck. The ground practically shook as his hooves hit the dirt. He stretched his neck, snorted loudly, and looked around the pasture like he owned the whole ranch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first bull swallowed hard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYeah\u2026 I definitely don\u2019t need all 100 cows,\u201d he muttered. \u201cSharing builds character.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second bull nodded quickly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ve been meaning to cut back anyway. Less stress, you know?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Continue reading on next page\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
But the third bull?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was still pawing the dirt like a rodeo champion. His horns lowered, nostrils flaring, kicking dust everywhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The two older bulls stared at him in disbelief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cKid,\u201d the first bull said nervously, \u201cyou must be out of your mind. That bull weighs more than a pickup truck.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second bull added, \u201cSeriously\u2026 he could fold you up like a lawn chair.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The giant bull slowly turned his head toward them. His shadow alone covered half the pasture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The third bull kept stomping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
First Bull: \u201cListen, son. Nobody will blame you if you back down.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Second Bull: \u201cYeah, just let him have a couple of your cows and stay alive.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, the third bull stopped pawing the ground and looked at them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRelax, fellas,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m not trying to fight him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The two bulls blinked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou\u2019re not?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNope,\u201d the little bull said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He snorted proudly and shook the dirt off his hooves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m just making sure he knows I\u2019m a bull.\u201d \ud83d\udc02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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