As they stepped out of the crowded elevator, Mrs. Wilson was fuming. Her husband, meanwhile, looked completely stunned\u2014still trying to process what had just happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They walked in silence toward the parking lot for a few seconds before Mrs. Wilson finally snapped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUnbelievable!\u201d she said. \u201cIn front of everyone? Really?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mr. Wilson stopped in his tracks, raising both hands. \u201cI swear, I didn\u2019t do anything!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Mrs. Wilson crossed her arms. \u201cOh, so she just imagined<\/em> it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI have no idea what she\u2019s talking about!\u201d he insisted. \u201cI didn\u2019t pinch anyone!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Just then, a man who had also been in the elevator hurried up behind them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cExcuse me, sir\u2026 ma\u2019am\u2026 I think there\u2019s been a misunderstanding.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Both of them turned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d Mrs. Wilson asked sharply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man cleared his throat, looking slightly embarrassed. \u201cWell\u2026 it\u2019s just\u2026 I think that slap was meant for me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mr. Wilson blinked. \u201cYou?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man nodded sheepishly. \u201cYeah\u2026 it was<\/em> really crowded in there, and I may have\u2026 uh\u2026 lost track of where my hand was for a second.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mrs. Wilson\u2019s eyes widened. \u201cYou\u2019re saying you did it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He shrugged. \u201cI didn\u2019t mean to cause trouble, but when she turned around, your husband was the one closest to her, so\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mr. Wilson stared at him, speechless. Then slowly, very slowly, he turned to his wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cSee?\u201d he said. \u201cTold you I didn\u2019t do anything.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mrs. Wilson looked back and forth between the two men, her anger fading into awkward silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell\u2026\u201d she muttered, \u201cthat\u2019s\u2026 unfortunate.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The stranger gave an apologetic smile and quickly walked off toward his car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mr. Wilson folded his arms and gave his wife a look. \u201cSo\u2026 do I get an apology?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She sighed, shaking her head. \u201cFine. I\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He smiled smugly. \u201cThat\u2019s what I thought.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n They continued walking in silence for a moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then Mrs. Wilson suddenly stopped again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWait a second\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mr. Wilson turned. \u201cWhat now?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She narrowed her eyes. \u201cIf it was that<\/em> guy\u2026 why were you smiling the whole time in the elevator?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mr. Wilson froze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c\u2026It was a very comfortable elevator,\u201d he said carefully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mrs. Wilson raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And just like that\u2026 round two began. \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As they stepped out of the crowded elevator, Mrs. Wilson was fuming. Her husband, meanwhile, looked completely stunned\u2014still trying to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":14607,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14608,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14606\/revisions\/14608"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}