The third convict held up the box of tampons with a proud grin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The other two stared at him, completely confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat can you possibly do with those?\u201d the man with the cards asked, raising an eyebrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The third convict tapped the side of the box like it held some great secret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt says right here,\u201d he replied, squinting as if reading carefully, \u201cyou can swim, hike, ride horses, play tennis, and even go biking.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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For a second, there was silence on the bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then the man with the paint burst out laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou actually believe that?\u201d he said, wiping tears from his eyes. \u201cThat\u2019s just advertising!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The card player shook his head. \u201cMan, you\u2019re gonna be disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the third convict leaned back in his seat, completely unbothered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHey,\u201d he said confidently, \u201cif even half of that is true, I\u2019ll be the busiest guy in prison.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bus driver, who had been listening the whole time, couldn\u2019t hold it in anymore and let out a loud laugh from the front.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSon,\u201d he called back, \u201cif those things do all that, you better save me one!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even the guard cracked a smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The three convicts spent the rest of the ride joking about it\u2014imagining tennis courts behind bars, horse trails circling the yard, and a full biking track around the prison walls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
By the time the bus pulled up to the gates, the mood had completely changed. What started as a tense ride had turned into laughter echoing through the aisle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they stepped off, the third convict tucked the box under his arm and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, guess we\u2019ll find out soon enough.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And with that, he walked in\u2014still smiling like he knew something everyone else didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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