Kids have a way of turning everyday moments into pure comedy. Their logic is\u2026 let\u2019s just say, delightfully unexpected. Here are some of the funniest things we\u2019ve heard straight from the mouths of children:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A fourth-grade teacher asked her class: Son: \u201cDad, why are some of your hairs white?\u201d<\/em> Teacher: \u201cWhat do you want to be when you grow up?\u201d<\/em> Continue reading on next page…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n At a Catholic school lunch, a nun posted a sign on the apple tray: A little girl asked her teacher about whales. A 7-year-old sat on a park bench eating chocolate. At a toy store, Peter picked a car and paid with Monopoly money. A boy came home crying. Kids say the darndest things! Which one made you laugh the most today? Share your favorite in the comments and keep the smiles going\u2014you never know who might need a little laughter today.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Kids have a way of turning everyday moments into pure comedy. Their logic is\u2026 let\u2019s just say, delightfully unexpected. Here…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":5066,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5067,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5065\/revisions\/5067"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tbdig.com\/sirbenet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“Imagine a man is fishing in a boat and falls into the river, yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran?”<\/em>
A little girl raised her hand:
“To grab all his savings!”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Father: \u201cEvery lie you tell turns one hair white.\u201d<\/em>
Son: \u201cAh\u2026 now I understand why all grandfathers\u2019 hairs are white!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Jimmy: \u201cA pilot.\u201d<\/em>
Willy: \u201cA doctor.\u201d<\/em>
Mary: \u201cA good mother.\u201d<\/em>
Little Johnny: \u201cI want to help Mary.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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“Take only one. God is watching.”<\/em>
At the cookie pile, one kid whispered to another:
“Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Teacher: \u201cA whale can\u2019t swallow a human. Its throat is too small.\u201d<\/em>
Girl: \u201cBut Jonah was swallowed by a whale.\u201d<\/em>
Teacher: \u201cImpossible.\u201d<\/em>
Girl: \u201cWell, when I get to Heaven, I\u2019ll ask Jonah.\u201d<\/em>
Teacher: \u201cWhat if he went to hell?\u201d<\/em>
Girl: \u201cThen you ask him!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Man: \u201cToo many chocolate bars are bad for you.\u201d<\/em>
Boy: \u201cMy great-grandfather lived to 105.\u201d<\/em>
Man: \u201cHe ate lots of chocolate?\u201d<\/em>
Boy: \u201cNo. He minded his own business.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Cashier: \u201cAre you kidding? That\u2019s not real money!\u201d<\/em>
Peter: \u201cAnd the car isn\u2019t real either!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Mother: \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/em>
Boy: \u201cI got punished for something I didn\u2019t do!\u201d<\/em>
Mother: \u201cOh no! What didn\u2019t you do?\u201d<\/em>
Boy: \u201cMy homework\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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