Kids have a way of turning everyday moments into pure comedy. Their logic is… let’s just say, delightfully unexpected. Here are some of the funniest things we’ve heard straight from the mouths of children:
A fourth-grade teacher asked her class:
“Imagine a man is fishing in a boat and falls into the river, yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran?”
A little girl raised her hand:
“To grab all his savings!”
Son: “Dad, why are some of your hairs white?”
Father: “Every lie you tell turns one hair white.”
Son: “Ah… now I understand why all grandfathers’ hairs are white!”
Teacher: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Jimmy: “A pilot.”
Willy: “A doctor.”
Mary: “A good mother.”
Little Johnny: “I want to help Mary.”
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