The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”
The blonde thought for a moment, then replied seriously, “Oh… I don’t know. Is that the kind that comes hot, or cold?”
The milkman blinked. “Pasteurized just means it’s been heated to remove bacteria. It’s safe either way.”
She nodded, as if that explained everything. “Oh, okay! Then I’ll take the one that makes me most beautiful!”
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