If you’ve ever looked down and noticed a weird line running down the middle of your scrotum, you’re definitely not alone — and no, it’s not some leftover surgical scar or mysterious stitches from a procedure you forgot about.
A lot of guys are only just noticing what’s now being called the “crotch seam,” and the internet absolutely exploded with questions — and jokes — about what it actually is. One social media user kicked off a viral thread with the simple question: “Why do balls have that stitch line in the middle?”
“It’s actually a zipper pocket and that’s where we hide all our feelings,” one person quipped. Another claimed, “Bob the builder did a bit of welding, that’s all.” One commenter even wrote, “I thought you were talking about football or baseball for a second,” proving the human mind will find any metaphor.
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